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DUMB BLONDE JOKES?  WELL HERES ONE!

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running from the cops. They hide on a potato farm. They crawl into some potato bags. The first cop pokes the bag with the brunette in it. She says, “Meow.” The cop confirms that it is just a cat. The second cop pokes the bag with the redhead in it. She says, “Woof.” The cop says that it is just a dog. The third cop pokes the bag with the blonde in it. She says in her sweetest voice, “Potato.”

There is a brunette and a blonde hanging over the edge of a cliff off a piece of rope. They realize that the rope will break if one of them doesn’t let go and they will both fall to their deaths. The brunette starts this big heartwarming speech about how she is going to sacrifice herself. At the end of the speech the blonde starts clapping

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

“Look! They spelled MACY’S wrong.”

 

funny!

I added a new page, it’s the dumb blonde jokes page.  I have alot more on there.  You don’t have to read them.  But heres a way to keep a blonde busy for hours. 

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